Archive - 2015

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7 Famous Authors’ Favourite Foods
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10 Writers Who Went To Prison
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Future of the Book
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10 Famous Alcoholic Authors
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Vienna Part 2 – My Whistle-Stop Tour
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My Tour of Zentralfriedhof
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10 Famous Self-Educated Authors
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My Top 5 Novellas
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10 Best-Sellers Initially Rejected
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7 Famous Works by Anonymous Authors

7 Famous Authors’ Favourite Foods

The title of this post is admittedly rather presumptuous. However, after diligent research, I am confident that at the very least the given author was extremely fond of the foodstuff listed here as their favourite.

Here are 7 famous authors’ alleged favourite foods:

Emily Dickinson Emily Dickinson(December 10th 1830 – May 15th 1886)

Emily Dickinson was a prolific poet with over 1700 poems to her name, who is today remembered as being one of the most acclaimed American female writers of all time. Despite her very private nature we know from her letters that she loved baking for her family and friends. Her poem, The Things that never come back, are several, was composed on the back of a friend’s recipe for Coconut Cake.

Favourite Food: Bread & Cakes

 

Agatha Christie
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(September 15th 1890 – January 12th 1976)

Agatha Christie is the best-selling novelist of all time, having sold approximately 2 billion books. Miss Marple was a fan of clotted cream, and her creator even more so. Christie grew up in Devon, where clotted cream was regularly served as an accompaniment to scones at teatime. Her grandson fondly remembers her love of cream.  It is said that a cup of it could be found more often than not beside her typewriter.

Favourite Food: Devonshire Cream

 

J.D. Salinger
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(January 1st 1919 – January 27th 2010)

The reclusive J.D. Salinger was an American author, whose seminal work The Catcher in the Rye has sold over ten million copies worldwide. Two years after the book’s publication Salinger withdrew completely from public life. We do know from frequent sightings of Salinger in his hometown of Cornish, New Hampshire, that he enjoyed fast-food. In a letter to his friend Donald Hartog, Salinger mentioned that in his opinion Burger King hamburgers were superior to other chains offerings.

Favourite Food: Burger King Burgers

 

Jean-Paul SartreSatre (June 1st 1905 – April 15th 1980)

Sartre was a playwright, novelist, biographer and philosopher. In 1964 he famously turned down the Nobel Prize in Literature, stating that ‘a writer should not allow himself to be turned into an institution.’ Letters to his lover Simone De Beauvoir reveal that he was somewhat obsessed with a sweet snack called halva. Sartre wrote, ‘I got your books but no halva. Is there another package?’ The halva eventually arrived.

Favourite Food: Halva

 

Ernest HemingwayErnest Hemingway(July 21st 1899 – July 2nd 1961)

In his younger years The Nobel Prize in Literature (1954) winner was an avid outdoorsman, who particularly enjoyed trout fishing. In his essay Camping Out the author wrote, ‘A pan of fried trout can’t be bettered.’ He went on to give detailed instructions on how to prepare the trout. The recipe included bacon. Hemingway concluded by stating, ‘If there is anything better … the writer has yet to taste it …’ 

Favourite Food: Trout

 

Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette
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 (January 28th 1873 – August 3rd 1954)

Colette was a novelist and performer, best known for her novel Gigi. Her risqué sexual activities, which included numerous affairs with both males and females, provoked outrage. Considering her sexual appetite it is perhaps not surprising that the food she seemingly craved above all others were truffles. Truffles were prized for their aphrodisiac qualities in Ancient Rome. Colette once said, ‘If I can’t have too many truffles, I’ll do without truffles.’

Favourite Food: Truffles  

 

H. P. Lovecraft Lovecraft(August 20th 1890 – March 15th 1937)

Lovecraft was an American author, who is regarded as one of the most important horror fiction writers of the 20th Century. The author achieved very little success during his lifetime, and was only ever published in pulp magazines. Lovecraft lived frugally for much of his adult life, and this was no doubt one reason that he enjoyed spaghetti with meat and tomato sauce, which he used to cover in cheese.

Favourite Food: Spaghetti with Meat and Tomato Sauce

 

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10 Writers Who Went To Prison

The following writers all spent time in prison. They are presented in chronological order.

 

Sir Thomas More More(February 7th 1478 – July 6th 1535)

Sir Thomas More was an English statesman, philosopher, author and Lord High Chancellor of England (October 1529 – May 1532). More was the author of the popular novel Utopia (1516). Utopia is about the political system of an ideal, imaginary country. More was imprisoned due to his opposition to Henry VIII’s split from the Catholic Church. After serving time in a number of prisons, including the Tower of London, he was beheaded.

 

Miguel de CervantesCervantes (September 29th 1547 – April 22nd 1616)

Miguel de Cervantes was a Spanish poet, playwright and novelist, whose influence on the Spanish language was so considerable that Spanish is sometimes referred to as la lengua de Cervantes (the language of Cervantes). Cervantes was working as a purchasing agent for the Spanish navy when a banker he had deposited Crown funds with went bankrupt. This led to Cervantes’s imprisonment. It was during this time that he begun working on his seminal work, Don Quixote.

 

VoltaireVoltaire(November 21st 1694 – May 30th 1778)

Voltaire was a satirical polemicist, whose voluminous writing output included novels, poems, plays and essays. His most famous work is the satirical novella Candide. Voltaire was renowned both for his wit and scathing criticism of the Catholic Church. Punishments for his controversial views included periods of exile, in addition to several stints in prison. Voltaire spent 11 months imprisoned in the notorious Bastille.

 

Fyodor DostoevskyDostoyevsky(November 11th 1821 – February 9th 1881)

Russian novelist and short story writer Fyodor Dostoevsky is best remembered for his novels Crime and Punishment and The Brothers Karamazov. Dostoyevsky served 8 years in a Siberian labour camp. His crime was being found guilty of circulating essays that were deemed to be critical of the government. During his time in the camp, Dostoyevsky began working on his novella, Notes from Underground.

 

Oscar WildeOscar Wilde(October 16th 1854 – November 30th 1900)

Oscar Wilde was a flamboyant writer, poet and playwright, acclaimed for his enduring wit and writing abilities.  At the height of his fame Wilde was a very successful playwright.   In 1895 Wilde was arrested for gross indecency with other men.  This culminated in a guilty verdict. Wilde was imprisoned first in Pentonville Prison and later at Wandsworth Prison, where prisoners were required to do hard labour.

 

O.HenryO.Henry(September 11th 1862 – June 5th 1910)

Henry was a renowned and prolific short story writer.  In the 10 years prior to his demise he published over 300 stories. Having been convicted of embezzlement, O. Henry was given a 5 year sentence in 1898, which he served at the Ohio Penitentiary in Columbus, Ohio. As he was a licensed pharmacist he was employed in the prison hospital. There is no evidence that he spent any time in the prison’s cellblock.

 

Chester Himes Himes(July 29th 1909 – November 12th 1984)

Himes was an American author who wrote If He Hollers Let Him Go, as well as a series of Harlem Detective novels. In 1958 he won France’s Grand Priz de Littérature Policière. Himes served 7 1/2 years in the Ohio State Penitentiary after being found guilty of armed robbery. It was during his incarceration that Himes began writing short stories. Later he was employed briefly as a Hollywood screenwriter.

 

Joan Henry
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(April 8th 1914 – 2000)

Joan Henry was an English novelist, screenwriter and playwright. Born into a wealthy and prestigious family, her life was to change markedly when she was jailed for passing a fraudulent cheque in 1951. Her best-known works are based on her time in prison. The most famous is Who Lie in Gaol. The book went on to become a bestseller.  It spawned a film titled The Weak and the Wicked.

 

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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 (December 11th 1918 – August 3rd 2008)

Russian novelist and historian Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn was an ardent critic of the Soviet regime. It was his writing that first brought global attention to the Gulag. In 1970 he was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature. In February 1945, whilst serving in the Red Army, he was arrested for having made a derogatory comment about Stalin. Solzhenitsyn was sentenced to an 8 year term in a labour camp.

 

Jeffrey Archer Archer(Born April 15th 1940)

Jeffrey Archer is an English author and former politician, who has sold over 250 million books.  When, in 1974, a financial scandal left Archer almost bankrupt, he resigned as a Member of Parliament. Later he became deputy chairman of the Conservative Party. His political career ended with his conviction and imprisonment for perjury and perverting the course of justice. On July 21st 2003 Archer was released, having served half of his sentence.

 

Future of the Book

The first e-book readers (Rocket eBook & SoftBook Reader) were launched in Silicon Valley in 1998. November 2007 saw Amazon release the Amazon Kindle (Cost: $399). It sold out in 5 1/2 hours. Today, 7 generations of Kindle later, there are 3.6m e-books (including my 2 novels) on the Amazon Kindle Store.

Approximately 30% of books are now sold as e-books. However, there is plenty of evidence to suggest that the demise of the paper book is not imminent. Nielsen BookScan (tracks what readers are buying) revealed that the number of paper books sold went up 2.4% in 2014.

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The book industry continues to be in a state of flux. Amazon’s war with the publishing industry (c.f. Hachette) has been well-documented. Amazon (controls 67% approx. of the U.S. e-book market) emerged victorious from the ‘Ebook Wars’, its heavily armed Kindles decimating Barnes and Noble’s woefully under-equipped Nooks. In the UK Amazon’s continued dominance has been challenged by supermarkets (Sainsbury & Tesco). The most likely challenge to Amazon’s domination of the e-book segment of its business in the foreseeable future is from Apple, who are rapidly closing in on 2nd place in the US market.

Whether the future (paper books) will see Amazon delivery drones surging through the sky above the ruins of former bookshops, only time will tell.  With regards e-books, there seems no doubt that subscription services will increasingly come to the fore over the next few years. Bloomberg View columnist Leonid Bershidsky declared last year that the ‘… future of book ownership will soon be an anachronism.’ He claims that the future of books will be ‘an enormous digital library in the cloud, …’

Last year, Amazon launched Kindle Unlimited, a service that entails subscribers paying a monthly fee in exchange for access to around 700,000 books. It has been frequently hypothesised that Apple are poised to enter the fray. This seems likely, considering the manner in which we are now increasingly consuming media content (c.f. music, Netflix etc.).

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Another recent innovation, that will inevitably become more popular, are ‘books’ that span different forms of media. In 2014 Rosetta Books published Find Me I’m Yours by author, artist & digital innovator Hillary Carlip. Described as a ‘Click Lit Novel’, it is a blend of words, images, videos, links and interactive elements, which enable the ‘reader’ to participate in polls as well as give their opinions. The story is about an L.A. based artist, employed at a bridal website, who has a predilection for cutting up 2 different cardigans and then sewing them together again (Why? – I don’t know why). 1 day she purchases a camera, which contains a video from a man (hunky/cheesy type) requesting to be her soul mate, but only if she is able to find him in time. A trashy nauseating delightful pursuit ensues.

In the future there will be ‘books’ that will entail reading, watching, hearing and no doubt a tactile virtual reality element too. Each and every 1 of the consumer’s sensory desires will be satisfied. One imagines that this approach will prove to be beneficial in encouraging reading-reluctant children.

Mother calls down from upstairs to young son, ‘Darling, if you read up to page 30, you can play the rest of the book.’ ………………………….. ‘Yes, there’s a monster’ ………………. (sighs) …. ‘Yes, you get to decapitate and disembowel the monster at the end.’

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10 Famous Alcoholic Authors

Here are 10 famous alcoholic authors and their favourite beverages:

 

Truman Capote Truman Capote

(September 30th 1924 – August 25th 1984)

Capote was a prolific writer of short stories, novels, plays and nonfiction, whose accomplishments include at least 20 films and television dramas having been produced from his works. He was a notorious heavy drinker.  While writing In Cold Blood, Capote would allegedly have a double martini before lunch, another with lunch and a stinger after. Capote’s heavy drinking was to continue.  He died aged 59 from liver cancer.

Favourite Beverage: Martini (double)/Screwdriver

 

Charles Bukowski Charles Bukowski (August 16th 1920 – March 9th 1994)   

Bukowski was a novelist, poet and short-story writer, who is regarded as being the ‘laureate of American lowlife’. He started drinking at 13 and never looked back. In his younger years he was a bar frequenter, but in later years he preferred to drink at home.  Though by his own admission he suffered three hundred hangovers a year, Bukowski never quit the habit.  Despite this excess he lived to 73.

Favourite Beverage: Whiskey

 

Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker (August 22nd 1893 – June 7th 1967)

Dorothy Parker was renowned for her sardonic wit and writing abilities. A lifelong heavy drinker, she once famously said about her favourite drink martini: ‘I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, After four I’m under my host.’ Little has been documented about Parker’s drinking habits, perhaps because as a woman her alcohol excess was never glorified.

Favourite Beverage: Martini

 

Jack KerouacJack Kerouac (March 12th 1922 – October 21st 1969)

American novelist, writer, poet and artist Jack Kerouac was a member of the Beat Generation that also included William S. Burroughs and Allen Ginsberg. Kerouac was a very heavy drinker.  The author was acutely aware of his drinking problem, often expressing a desire to quit or at least moderate his habit.  In his book, Big Sur, Kerouac wrote, ‘Don’t drink to get drunk.  Drink to enjoy life.’

Favourite Beverage: Margarita

 

James JoyceJames Joyce(February 2nd 1882 – January 13th 1941)

Irish novelist and poet James Augustine Aloysius Joyce is regarded as one of the most influential writers of the modernist avant-garde. Joyce was a notorious binge drinker, who was adamant that he could not write as well without the aid of alcohol. During his time living in Paris Joyce was a drinking buddy of Ernest Hemingway.  The slightly-built Joyce was said to often start bar fights and then hide behind the much bigger Hemingway.

Favourite Beverage: Wine

 

Hunter S. Thompson Hunter Thompson(July 18th 1937 – February 20th 2005)

The father of Gonzo journalism was an iconic figure in the counter-culture. Hunter S. Thompson first became famous internationally for his book, Hells Angels (1967). The author was known for his lifelong heavy use of alcohol.  The writer drank a wide range of alcoholic beverages.  Never one for the vagaries of waiters, Thompson would typically order 3 to 6 drinks at a time.

Favourite Beverage: Wild Turkey

 

Ernest HemingwayErnest Hemingway(July 21st 1899 – July 2nd 1961)

Ernest Hemingway is remembered as a pillar of American literature, a writer with a unique style, who won both The Pulitzer Prize for Fiction (1953) and The Nobel Prize in Literature (1954). The iconic writer was a notorious drinker for most of his life, though he did not write whilst under the influence. A number of alcohol related quotes have been attributed to Hemingway, including, ‘Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.’

Favourite Beverage: Mojito

 

William FaulknerWilliam Faulkner(September 25th 1897 – July 6th 1962)

William Cuthbert Faulkner to give his full name is one of the most important writers in American history. A lifelong heavy drinker, Faulkner, in contrast to many writers, liked to write under the influence – a bottle of whiskey, preferably bourbon was generally within arms reach. The author was notorious for his binge drinking and it was fortunate that he had a remarkable capacity for recovery. Faulkner once said, ‘Civilization begins with distillation.’

Favourite Beverage: Whiskey

 

Scott Fitzgerald Scott Fitzgerald(September 24th 1896 – December 21st 1940) 

Scott Fitzgerald was an American author of novels and short stories, who is widely accepted as being one of the greatest writers of the 20th Century. Alcohol and alcoholics hold a prominent place in much of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s writing, which is perhaps not surprising considering the author was an alcoholic from college days to his death from an alcohol related heart attack aged 44.

Favourite Beverage: Gin Rickey

 

John Cheever John Cheever (May 27th 1912 – June 18th 1982) 

Sometimes referred to as ‘the Chekhov of the suburbs’, John Cheever is recognised as being one of the most important short story writers of the 20th Century.  He also wrote four novels. At the height of his literary career Cheever began a 20 year struggle with alcoholism. He did not admit to having a problem with alcohol until he was sent to a rehabilitation centre in 1972. Cheever managed to quit the habit.

Favourite Beverage: Gin

 

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Vienna Part 2 – My Whistle-Stop Tour

Last week’s post was dedicated to my tour of Zentralfriedhof (Central Cemetery) in Vienna.  This week my book/author related weekly blog post sabbatical concludes with Vienna part 2 – My Whistle-Stop Tour.

The day started with a visit to Schönbrunn Palace, the Baroque, 1,441 room, former imperial residence (see below).

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No photography is permitted inside the palace.  Below is a picture of the water feature in Schönbrunn’s back garden.

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Last week you saw Mozart’s grave.  Here is his statue. Vienna is also home to Mozart’s house, Mozart key rings and Mozart chocolates.

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The Austrians love schnitzels.  It was a good thing that I resisted the Mozart chocolates during the morning’s sightseeing, or I would have struggled to finish my lunch.

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Below is a one of the city’s quaint shopping arcades.

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I stopped for a quick beer before continuing with the sightseeing.  One would have turned into two, were it not for the fact that time was ticking.

IMG_2229Next up was St. Stephen’s Cathedral.

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You are allowed to take photographs in St. Stephen’s.

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Below is a statue.  Of what I can’t tell you.  I was in too much of a hurry to get to the Belvedere to stop and find out.

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If you like Baroque palaces then Vienna is the place to be.  Below is the Belvedere.  Not the best photo I must confess. I was experimenting with the panoramic option on my iPhone camera.  It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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On entering the palace and taking a right, I was met by the sight of this spectacular ceiling, which was painted by the Italian painter Carlo Carlone (1686-1775).

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In the main hall, I was able to appreciate how art has evolved since the Renaissance era.  Below is your esteemed author standing in front of ‘The Incredible Hulk and Friends’.

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No trip to Vienna would be complete without a visit to the Café Sacher (inside Hotel Sacher), and this is where I headed for afternoon tea.  The Original Sacher-Torte (see below) has been the world’s most famous cake since 1832.  At least this is what Hotel Sacher claim.  Evidently no one has told them about Bakewell Tarts.  The Original Sacher-Torte recipe is a closely guarded secret.  My guess is that it has chocolate and orange in it.

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What better way to end a day of sightseeing than dining on Tafelspitz.  Tafelspitz is generally considered to be the Austrian national dish.  It is boiled beef in broth served with horseradish.

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My Tour of Zentralfriedhof

I am fascinated by cemeteries.  Previously on this blog I have written posts about the Brompton Cemetery in London and Recoleta in Buenos Aires.

The protagonist in my second novel, the satirical black comedy Necropolis, works for the burials and cemeteries department in his local council.  Necropolis features a number of fictional cemeteries.

This week’s blog post is dedicated to my recent trip to Zentralfriedhof (Central Cemetery) in Vienna.  At 620 acres (2.5 km sq) Zentralfriedhof is one of the World’s largest cemeteries.  I was unaware how large the cemetery was when I entered the facility through one of its side entrances.  The plan of the cemetery below gives some indication of its size. Zentralfriedhof is a multi-faith facility that caters for a range of Christian denominations, as well as those of a Jewish and Muslim persuasion.

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Here are some graves.

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This was the first time that I had come across deaths pending (see below).  Rather macabre perhaps, but there’s nothing like being prepared.

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Nikolic really liked his Mercedes.

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It was beginning to dawn on me just how large Zentralfriedhof is.  The below photo is of one of the cemetery’s many avenues.

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I was nearing exhaustion by the time I made it to the main entrance, where I came across the cemetery’s primary mode of transport (see below).  Warning: Don’t touch, they bite.

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A horse-drawn carriage proved to be an excellent way to view the burial facility, if not a particularly economical one. Below is the cemetery’s church, St. Charles Borromeo.

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Zentralfriedhof contains a diverse range of burial receptacles (see below).

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Unlike the other Austrians I had the privilege to converse with, my carriage driver, who appeared to have the personality of a corpse, spoke virtually no English.  The linguistic barrier made me concerned that I was going to miss out on the cemetery’s Musiker (musician) section. I contemplated how I was going to utilise my 40-50 words of German to express this concern. The plan was to go with – ‘Halten Beethoven grab bitte’. I was poised to utter this when the carriage drew to a halt in the Musiker section. The below is a picture of the ‘Holy Trinity’ of Austrian composers.

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This is Schubert’s grave.

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And Mozart’s.

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Here is Beethoven’s.

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I forgot all about Johann Strauss.  He is also interred here.

The newly deceased continue to be tempted to Zentralfriedhof on a daily basis. And for good reason. But at 300 – 1,500 Euros per annum (standard grave site), they’ll need more than a Co-operative funeral care plan to cover the cost.  

I would highly recommend Zentralfriedhof to anyone planning to visit Vienna.  Below is a memorial plinth at its main entrance commemorating Austrian Emperor Franz Joseph I.

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10 Famous Self-Educated Authors

This week sees the latest instalment in my famous author series. It is dedicated to famous authors who received little or no formal education.

The following 10 authors were largely self-taught:

Jane AustenJane Austen(December 16th 1775 – July 18th 1817)

Jane Austen lived in an era when women’s education was not viewed as a priority. In addition to her own self-education in the form of voracious reading, she received some tuition from her father and older brothers. By her teenage years Austen was experimenting with different literary forms.

Mark TwainMark Twain(November 30th 1835 – April 21st 1910)

Mark Twain once famously said, ‘I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.’ The iconic author and humorist was forced to leave school and find a job at the age of 12 following the death of his father. Twain found employment as an apprentice at the Hannibal Courier.

Jack LondonLondon(January 12th 1876 – November 22nd 1916)

Jack London received little in the way of formal schooling. He started working odd jobs when he was 10. At 13 he was working 12 to 18 hour days at Hickmott’s Cannery. London credited the Victorian novel Signa, which he found and read when he was 9, as sowing the seed for his later literary success.

Charlotte Perkins GilmanGilman(July 3rd 1860 – August 17th 1935)

The father of writer and feminist Charlotte Perkins Gilman left when she was a small child, leaving her family destitute. Gilman taught herself to read at the age of 5. Later she frequented public libraries. Gilman also attended a number of schools, in addition to studying via correspondence, but only up to the age of 15.

Maxim GorkyMaxim Gorky(March 28th 1868 – June 18th 1936)

Iconic Russian author Maxim Gorky was brought up in relative poverty by his grandmother after being orphaned at a young age. At the age of 12 he ran away from home and travelled across the Russian Empire for 5 years, living as a tramp for much of this time.

H.P. LovecraftLovecraft(August 20th 1890 – March 15th 1937)

Renowned horror writer H.P. Lovecraft suffered from ill health as a child, resulting in him rarely attending school until the age of 8, and missing a considerable amount of school after that. Lovecraft used the time to read prodigiously, as well as studying astronomy and chemistry.

Edith WhartonWharton(January 24th 1862 – August 11th 1937)

Pulitzer Prize-winning American novelist and short story writer received little formal education. She started writing poetry at a young age and even tried to write a novel when she was only 11. At the age of 15 her translation of the German poem Was die Steine Erzählen earned her $50.

H.G. WellsWells(September 21st 1866 – August 13th 1946)

Wells left school when he was only 11. This was because his professional cricket playing father had fractured his thigh. The loss of income meant Wells had to take an apprenticeship, which he despised. The experience inspired 2 of his novels, The Wheels of Chance and Kipps.

George Bernard ShawShaw(July 26th 1856 –November 2nd 1950)

Dublin born playwright and critic George Bernard Shaw attended school irregularly as a child. By the age of 15 he had quit and was working as a junior clerk. He once said, ‘Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent.’

Doris LessingLessing(October 22nd 1919 – November 17th 2013)

British novelist, poet, playwright and short story writer Doris Lessing was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 2007. She attended an all-girls school in Salisbury (now Harare) until the age of 14. The following year she left home and found work as a nursemaid. During this time she continued her self-education and started writing.

My Top 5 Novellas

This week’s blog post is dedicated to my top 5 novellas.  For anyone not familiar with this literary form, a novella is a fictional, prose narrative that is longer than a short story but shorter than a novel. Novellas are generally about 20,000 – 50,000 words.

Here are my 5 favourite novellas in ascending order.
 

5 – The Legend of the Holy Drinker by Joseph Roth

The Legend of the Holy Drinker

This is a compact and compassionate novella about an alcoholic tramp.  Its author, Joseph Roth, succumbed to a premature alcohol related death shortly after finishing this allegorical tale about seeking redemption.

My Review: The story is about an alcoholic tramp by the name of Andreas, who lives under bridges of the river Seine.  Andreas finds himself in luck when he is given two hundred francs by a stranger, … (More)
 

4 – The Old Man And The Sea by Ernest Hemingway

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This is a carefully constructed and evocative novella written in Hemingway’s trademark simple, concise, economy of prose style. It is a memorable story that I would strongly recommend to anyone who hasn’t read it.

My Review: Set in the Gulf Stream off the coast of Cuba, this is a tale about an old man, a boy and a colossal Marlin.  The old man, Santiago, is a veteran fisherman, who is on a run of bad luck having been eighty-four days without catching a fish. (More)
 

3 – The Pearl by John Steinbeck

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Unlike most of Steinbeck’s novels, The Pearl is set in the Gulf of Mexico, not the Salinas Valley.  It is a captivating and disturbing parable about the darker side of human nature that illustrates how riches can be illusory.

My Review: Steinbeck’s novella, The Pearl, is a story about a destitute Mexican pearl diver by the name of Kino, who leads a simple, predictable existence with his wife Juana and baby son Coyotito. One day … (More)
 

2 – Junky by William S. Burroughs

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Junky is a semi-autobiographical novella that adeptly captures the obsessive nature of addiction.  Its detached journalistic approach is in stark contrast to the rambling, stream of consciousness style found in some of Burroughs’s later works.

My Review: Set in 1950s America and Mexico, Junky is a confessional novella about drug addiction. Its protagonist Bill Lee chronicles his drug-centred existence, which entails searching for his daily fix, scoring, and … (More)
 

1 – One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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Whilst the morose subject matter (Gulags) will not appeal to everyone, this reader, an avid Solzhenitsyn fan, is of the opinion that One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich is one of the best books ever written.

My Review: Ivan Denisovich Shukhov is a former POW serving a 10 year term in a Gulag on the Kazakh steppe for being a spy. He is innocent. The book chronicles a single day of his existence, beginning with a 5 a.m. reveille. (More)

 

10 Best-Sellers Initially Rejected

This week’s blog post is dedicated to best-selling books that were initially rejected by publishers.  It is a subject that I thought might interest my fellow authors and book lovers. The following 10 books are presented in chronological order.

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The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells (1898) – This science fiction classic is about an unnamed protagonist and his younger brother, who are in London when the Earth is invaded by aliens. It was initially snubbed by a number of publishers, including one who wrote in the rejection letter, ‘An endless nightmare. I think the verdict would be ‘Oh don’t read that horrid book.’’

Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery (1908) – This classic recounts the adventures of Anne Shirley, an 11-year-old orphan sent to live with a middle-aged brother and sister on their farm. 5 publishers initially snubbed it, and it was only 2 years after this setback that the author removed it from her hatbox and resubmitted it.

Dubliners by James Joyce (1914) – Dubliners is a collection of 15 short stories whose primary theme is epiphany. Joyce began trying to find a publisher for his controversial book in 1905. He submitted Dubliners 18 times to 15 publishers without success. His relentless perseverance finally paid off when Grant Richards published it in 1914.

Lady Chatterley’s Lover by D.H. Lawrence (1928) – This story about a relationship between a gamekeeper and an upper-class woman was printed privately by its author in Florence after it was rejected by a host of publishers, due to its perceived scandalous subject matter and content. Lady Chatterley’s Lover was not published openly the UK until 1960.

Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell (1936) – Set during the American Civil War and Reconstruction era, Gone with the Wind is about Scarlett O’Hara, the daughter of a plantation owner. This, the only book published by Mitchell during her lifetime was shunned 38 times by publishers before eventually being accepted.  

Reject

Lord of the Flies by William Golding (1954) – This dystopian novel is about a group of boys stranded on a deserted island, who attempt to govern themselves. Lord of the Flies was rejected 20 times before Faber and Faber accepted it. One of the rejection letters condemned the book as, ‘An absurd and uninteresting fantasy which was rubbish and dull.’

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov (1955) – Lolita is a controversial novel about a man’s obsession with a 12-year-old girl. It was rebuffed by numerous publishers because of its contentious subject matter. The book was eventually published in France by Olympia Press. Lolita was fourth on Modern Library’s 1998 list of the 100 Best Novels of the 20th Century.

Carrie by Stephen King (1974) – Stephen King’s first published novel is about a bullied high school girl who utilises her telekinetic powers to get revenge on her tormenters. Numerous publishers rejected the book. One publisher wrote in the rejection letter, ‘We are not interested in science fiction which deals with negative utopias. They do not sell.’

Life of Pi by Yann Martel (2001) – This fantasy adventure novel is about an Indian boy who survives for 227 days on a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger called Richard Parker. Life of Pi was rejected by 5 London publishers. In 2002 it won the The Man Booker Prize.

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown (2003) – Dan Brown’s seminal work is a mystery/detective novel that explores an alternative religious history. Prior to its publication by Doubleday it was rejected by another publisher, who pre-empting the sentiments of many of its readers, allegedly stated in the rejection letter, ‘It is so badly written.’

7 Famous Works by Anonymous Authors

Many authors have published anonymously through history, including Jane Austen, whose books were all published anonymously during her lifetime. However, I have only included literary works whose authors are either unknown or we know nothing about.

Here are 7 anonymously published works. They are presented in chronological order.

 

Beowulf

Beowulf

Set in Scandinavia, Beowulf is an Old English epic poem that was written between the 8th and early 9th century. It is regarded as one of the most important works of Old English literature, and may well be the oldest surviving long poem in Old English. The author of Beowulf was an anonymous Anglo-Saxon poet, who is commonly referred to as the ‘Beowulf poet’.

 

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

Sir Gawain

This late 14th century Middle English chivalric romance is one of the most famous of the Arthurian stories. Written in stanzas of alliterative verse, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight was influenced by Irish, Welsh, English and French traditions. The poem survives as a single manuscript, which also includes 3 narrative poems. To this day the author remains a mystery.

 

Lazarillo de Tormes

Lazarillo

La vida de Lazarillo de Tormes y de sus fortunas y adversidades is a Spanish novella, which was published in 3 cities in 1554. The novella’s content was regarded as heretical due to its open criticism of the Catholic Church, and this is most likely the reason that it was published anonymously. Various authors have been attributed to this important work.

 

The Romance of Lust

The Romance of Lust

The Romance of Lust is a Victorian erotic novel that was published in 4 volumes between 1873-1876. The novel’s protagonist is Charlie Roberts, a man with a voracious sexual appetite. There has been much debate over who the author of this controversial book was. The general consensus is that William Simpson Potter or Edward Sellon, a well-known Victorian author of erotic novels, most likely wrote it.

 

Novel with Cocaine

Novel with Cocaine

Novel with Cocaine is a nihilistic and philosophical novel about adolescence and addiction. Since the time of its publication in book form there has been intense speculation over who wrote it. Many believed that it was Vladimir Nabokov, but he vehemently denied being the author. The real author is thought to be Mark Levi, a Russian émigré, who posted the manuscript to the Parisian journal Numbers in 1934.

Click here to read my review.

 

Diary of an Oxygen Thief

Diary of an Oxygen Thief

Diary of an Oxygen Thief is a Dutch novel, published in 2006, professing to be an autobiographical account of an Irish advertising executive living first in London and later in America, where he suffers from culture shock. The book, which was written anonymously, was published in Amsterdam by NLVI. Although Diary of an Oxygen Thief has become extremely popular the identity of its author continues to be a mystery.

 

O: A Presidential Novel 

O

O: A Presidential Novel is a fictional account about the 2012 U.S. presidential race. Prior to publication, its publisher Simon & Schuster contacted many writers and journalists, requesting that they decline to comment if asked whether they were the anonymous author. The book was purportedly written by someone who ‘has been in the room with Obama’. The individual’s identity remains unknown.

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