10 Ridiculous Religious Books
This week sees the fourth and final instalment in my religious books series. Here are 10 religious-themed books. I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.
‘Bible Science’ — That’s an oxymoron.
Extreme supplication from the looks of things.
Saving Marriage by Applying Biblical Wisdom
That clenched fist is ominous.
The Christian Life is Exciting
The front cover fails to give that impression.
Can I Be a Christian Without Being Weird?
Yes, it is just about possible. But not if you are a Jehovah’s Witness.
Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer’s Testicles?
This is presumably a satire. I base this on its Availability: Usually ships within 24 hours (if Jesus wants it to).
If The Devil Made You Do It You Blew It
What if the Devil didn’t make you do it, and you did it of your own volition?
Why Confess Your Sins To A Priest
Why indeed?
Brimming with illustrations and captions, this pink abomination informs every little girl that she is ‘God’s precious princess’.
And the winner of worst front cover in the religious genre is…
Your pithy comments did not disappoint, Guy. Thanks, Happy weekend.
You too John.
What if the Easter Egg one really means it? The mind boggles. The others have received remarkably restrained comment from you.
On the marriage saver, I suppose the partners become so busy trying to find any that they don’t have time to argue any more.
Perhaps that’s what the couple on the front cover of ‘The Christian Life is Exciting’ are doing — scouring The Bible for marital advice.
A mustard-coloured front cover – nice!
The mustard colour scheme has got the book some attention at least.
Some funny ones here, Guy. Very amusing. 🙂
Thanks Heather.