Authors as Desserts II
Chuck Palahniuk

Palahniuk is a controversial, transgressive author whose writing is not for the fainthearted.
Corresponding dessert: Dirt Cake

(Courtesy of Visions of Sugar Plum)
Rationale: This aptly named dessert is created by combining unusual, and some might argue unpalatable ingredients, including Oreo cookies, cream cheese and Gummy Worms.
George Orwell

Orwell was an iconic British author with socialist tendencies.
Corresponding dessert: Bread and Butter Pudding

(Courtesy of BBC Good Food)
Rationale: This simple, traditional British fare is popular with the masses.
Jackie Collins

Jackie Collins is one of the best-selling Romance authors of all time.
Corresponding dessert: Black Forest Gâteau

(Courtesy of Wikipedia)
Rationale: This decadent dessert leaves one feeling nauseous.
Haruki Murakami

Murakami is Japan’s most famous contemporary writer.
Corresponding dessert: Matcha (green tea) Ice Cream

(Courtesy of Youtube)
Rationale: Westerners have enthusiastically embraced this distinctly Oriental flavour, presented in a familiar form.
Danielle Steele

Corresponding dessert: Cupcake

(Courtesy of Esciencelog)
Rationale: A dollop of icing fails to disguise what is a meagre offering.
C. S. Lewis

The creator of The Chronicles of Narnia was a devout Christian.
Corresponding dessert: Hot Cross Bread and Butter Pudding

(Courtesy of Tesco)
Rationale: This variation on the hot cross bun is ideal fare to mark the end of Lent.
Bram Stoker

Irish author Bram Stoker is best remembered for his Gothic novel Dracula.
Corresponding dessert: Red Velvet Slaughter Cake

(Courtesy of Huffington Post)
Rationale: Self-explanatory
Vladimir Nabokov

The intellectual Russian born Nabokov utilised an ornate prose style.
Corresponding dessert: Deconstructed S’more

(Courtesy of OC Foodies)
Rationale: This sophisticated, deconstructed extravagance contains caramelised vanilla marshmallow, soft salted caramel and chocolate-coated cereal garnishes.
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