10 Ludicrous Books
There is a peculiar man on the front cover, but no sign of Jesus.
Finally! I have grown tired of plain boiled placentas.
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
That caramel pudding on the front cover is enough to put one off semen-based recipes for life.
Could they not have come up with a more amorous front cover.
Innards And Other Variety Meats
Yummy!
Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook
Let this book be a warning to all those who treat bartenders badly.
Using cards as throwing stars can be very useful when you are poised to lose money on a card game.
The Goldflower Book of Business Greetings
Ever wondered why you always fail interviews? Next time you have an interview, try introducing yourself with the above handshake.
Beat Your Way to the Top: Masturbation as a technique for business success
CEO: ‘Jesus Christ put it away! What the %$@* do you think you’re doing?’
Junior Employee: ‘Just beating my way to the top.’
What with a new Walmart springing up every five seconds, presumably Walmart Atlases date pretty quickly.
