This week sees the sixth and final instalment of my bizarre books series. As with previous instalments I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.
And now for the 10 bizarre books:
A sure way to attract the attention of the men in white coats.
If you like hogs and manure this is the book for you. If not you might want to consider a different title.
What about it? No, do not press play.
Finally! I have been growing so tired of plain boiled placentas.
Otherwise known as ghosts.
Using cards as throwing stars can be very useful when you are poised to lose money on a card game.
Let this book be a warning to all those who treat bartenders badly.
Mommy: ‘Since daddy left I have been feeling very lonely, and…’
No, not if it is an organic, gluten-free, fair trade, sustainable farming WholeFoods chocolate bar.
Author: ‘If I knew it was going to be this difficult, I would have brought a suitcase instead.’