Bizarre Books VI
This week sees the sixth and final instalment of my bizarre books series. As with previous instalments I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.
And now for the 10 bizarre books:
A sure way to attract the attention of the men in white coats.
If you like hogs and manure this is the book for you. If not you might want to consider a different title.
What about it? No, do not press play.
Finally! I have been growing so tired of plain boiled placentas.
People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead
Otherwise known as ghosts.
Using cards as throwing stars can be very useful when you are poised to lose money on a card game.
Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook
Let this book be a warning to all those who treat bartenders badly.
Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?
Mommy: ‘Since daddy left I have been feeling very lonely, and…’
Is It a Sin to Eat a Chocolate Bar?
No, not if it is an organic, gluten-free, fair trade, sustainable farming WholeFoods chocolate bar.
Author: ‘If I knew it was going to be this difficult, I would have brought a suitcase instead.’
Fantastic series Guy! This was one of the funniest.
Thanks Trina.
Another funny post, Guy. I don’t get the semen fascination. Oh well.
Me neither John. I hope I don’t get a semen-related text as a stocking filler this Xmas.
🙂
Read “Cards as Weapons” years ago. Facetious yes, but the author was a great master of the art!
You are the second person I have come across who has read ‘Cards as Weapons’ Quine. Did you pick up any useful tips?
I threw knives as a hobby for about 10 years back when I lived in a place where I could do that. That book was one of many I read in that connection. Loved his humor. I understand the author did a Vegas show for some years.. I’ll bet he was very good.
It’s been an entertaining series, Guy. Thanks for sharing.
Thanks Heather