Check out these 10 ludicrous religious-themed books. I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.
If there is a more obscure book title out there, I am yet to come across it.
Why would The Devil want you fat? He is not a fat fetishist.
Have you got all day.
Living in fear is not joyful.
Winner of the most unfortunate title in the religious category.
You mean I have spent countless hours, on my knees, praying to an Episcopalian … I think I am going to be ill.
That is not Jesus on the front cover. He wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that tracksuit.
Proud winner of the most confounding book title award.
If that is The Lord’s corn patch, he is not going to be happy to find that overweight, shabbily-attired, crazy woman.
No it is not.
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