10 Absurd Religious Books
This week sees the second instalment in my Ludicrous Religious Books series. Here are 10 more ludicrous religious-themed books. I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.
Do you ever feel embarrassed by something, even though you are not responsible for it in any way, shape or form.
A Holistic Approach to Exorcism
Finally, I was getting so tired of specialised approaches to exorcism.
Does GOD Ever Speak through CATS?
Cat: ‘Meow! Meow! Purr, purr…’
Person: ‘That’s God speaking. Sssh, let me listen.’
Cat: ‘Hiss! Meow! meow … Hiss! hiss! MEOW!’
Person: ‘YES! I was right all along — God just said polygamy is virtuous.’
The Beginner’s Guide to Sex in the Afterlife
Sex in the Afterlife — that is just way a fancy way of saying necrophilia.
Helping The Retarded To Know God
And the winner of the most offensive book title is…
Penned by religious humorist Nick Page, The Tabloid Bible parodies the sensationalist nature of tabloid newspapers.
What Really Happened to the Dinosaurs?
This creationist title teaches children that dinosaurs were roaming The Earth with the rest of us pre-flood. Note evolutionary-defier Tracker John riding on his pet dinosaur DJ.
Penned by M. L. Brown — Reverend and masturbation connoisseur.
Bobbed Hair, Bossy Wives, and Women Preachers
Dr John R. Rice’s fire and brimstone sermon is directed at bossy wives, women preachers and women with bobbed hair.
21 Reasons Why Christians Should Speak in Tongues
Reason 1: If you are a Christian aspiring to be admitted to a mental health facility, then tongues…
Reason 2: Having an additional language on your CV is no bad thing.
There will be a final instalment in a few weeks time.
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A Black Comedy of True Distinction
Even funnier than last week’s Guy! Putting down Tongues as a language on a CV… Someone somewhere’s probably done just that. Can’t wait for last instalment.
Thanks Trina. I have saved a few good ones for the final instalment.
A witty start to a Friday evening, Guy. Thank you for brightening my day. 🙂
You’re welcome Heather. Please to hear you liked it.
My goodness Guy. I think most of these would qualify for the embarrassment factor mention up front. The pithy comments were exceptional as usual. Have a great weekend
Thanks John, I agree.