This week sees the third and most likely final instalment in my bizarre religious books series. Here are 10 religious-themed books. I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.
I can only assume the author is confusing The Bible with Jurassic Park.
So what if a potato wasn’t a Christian. Potatoes are tasty regardless of their religion, unless they are Sikh. There are few things less appetising than a roasted turban.
To be a born-again virgin follow these simple steps.
Step one: Get a needle and thread.
No prizes for guessing who the target readership of this book is.
Because you forgot the key.
There is one sure way to make your book invisible on online book retailers. Make the cover completely black.
Is it still a sin if the fatness is not a result of gluttony or sloth, but an under-active thyroid? I guess I will have to read the book to find out.
Not those pesky dinosaurs again.
Eternal life unless they write books with tasteless, purple front covers.