Earlier this week I was perusing the internet in search of yet more bizarre books. I found some. This week sees the seventh instalment in my bizarre books series. Here are 10 bizarre books. I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.
Reason 1: Dolphins make annoying squeaking noises.
CEO: ‘Jesus Christ put it away! What the %$@* do you think you’re doing?’
Junior Employee: ‘Just beating my way to the top.’
Jesus spells Freedom? — Well maybe, but that front cover certainly doesn’t.
The highly unimaginative front cover makes me suspicious as to Schauffler’s doll making abilities, be they for pleasure or profit.
There are books written millennia ago that have dated better than this.
Yes, back in the days when this book was published white kids did child labour too. I believe this is a fictitious title.
Could they not have come up with a more amorous front cover.
If you are looking for a 50-something year old book about keeping dead things in plastic then look no further.
What with a new Walmart springing up every five seconds, presumably Walmart Atlases date pretty quickly.
What ludicrous garments.
Click here to sign up to my monthly book-related newsletter.
A Black Comedy of True Distinction