Back in July, I dedicated a post to hilarious one star book reviews. Here is the second instalment.
Most books worth their salt have garnered at least a few terrible reviews. Often it is a case of the reviewer being opposed to the general consensus. In many instances bad reviews reveal more about the reviewer than the book.
Here are 12 scathing, and in many instances amsuing one star book reviews.
Ulysses by James Joyce – ‘This book not only ruined a week at the beach but also damaged my self-esteem.’
East of Eden by John Steinbeck – ‘Recommended to me by someone I thought I could trust.’
The Lord of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien – ‘I couldn’t get past all the Hobbit gossip in the beginning.’
Absalom, Absalom! by William Faulkner – ‘Too many words. Just look at the title, it’s twice as long as it needs to be.’
Necropolis by Guy Portman – ‘I read the first 5 pages, which usually tells me if I will continue … that’s as far as I got.’
A House for Mr Biswas by V.S. Naipaul – ‘… much longer than ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’
The Road by Corman McCarthy – ‘If I wanted pompous discourse about the meaning of life, I’d read the New Yorker.’
The Railway Children by Edith Nesbit – ‘It drives me crazy how the railway station is so meaningful and important when it’s only visited, like, twice in the entire 188 pages. I went to the Brooklyn Public Library but people don’t call me ‘The Library Child.’
The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch – ‘If I have to read one more simile-laden description of the sea I shall scream.’
Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut – ‘… maybe the problem is me.’
The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger – ‘And as for the ducks the protagonist is always asking about? They fly away because it’s winter, and they’re ducks. They’re migrating. It’s a bad symbol, and everyone in the book, including Holden, should understand migration. It’s no big secret.’
Lord of the Flies by William Golding – ‘If this book was a horse, I would shoot it!’
I hope you found these reviews entertaining. I will probably do a further instalment or two at some point. About me.